Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Drive By Surgery

Nice-neice-hairdresser-Connie had an emergency appendectomy yesterday! She didn't feel just "right" on Sunday evening. On Monday, she arrived at the hospital at 2pm, had surgery and left at 5pm. Now THAT's just crazy! I think it went something like this:

HOSPITAL REP: Welcome to Hospital Express! May I take your order?

CONNIE: Uh, yeah. I'll have the #7 and my husband will have .... an order of chiseled abs.

HOSPITAL REP: Okay, that will be $9,436. Drive up to the next window for your anesthesia.

I hope you have a speedy recovery nice-neice-hairdresser-Connie! And I hope they give you more than 3 hours to pay for it!

1 comment:

Andrea said...

Now who says the medical field drags things out for more money?